The Guide to Successful Mouth Breathing:
• Step 1: Breathe solely through your mouth. Inhale, Exhale, Inhale, Exhale, Inhale, Exhale , If you are having trouble with this step, envision yourself as Darth Vator.
• Step 2: When chewing gum or eating cereal, be sure to sound and feel as if you are drowning on your own spit; make loud slurping and sucking sounds for added effect.
• Step 3: Be sure to have you mouth constantly open ajar and your eye slightly glossed over to make sure your surround peers know that “the lights are on but nobody is home.” It helps to occasionally let out a long line of drool or dribble.
• Reminder: Your nose is only there for decoration, never for use.
Embrace your newfound flaw and never, "Shut your mouth and breathe right."